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Left one of these on the nightstand and my girlfriend laughed for a solid minute before anything else happened. The print on the wrapper is actually legible too, so there's no awkward squinting in the dark.

The packaging alone got a laugh from my date before we even opened it. Good to know they're still FDA approved, so no worries on safety.

Slid one of these to my husband on our anniversary and he laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bed. The printed line on the wrapper is dumb in the best way, and they're FDA approved so we actually used them. Best five bucks I've spent in a while.