Te verdrietige Emoji Condooms

Bought these as a gag gift for my best friend's bachelor party and they were a hit. The 5 year shelf life means he can actually keep them around without worrying. FDA approved too, so they're not just a joke.

The sad face on each condom cracks me up every time, and knowing they're FDA approved with a 5-year shelf life makes the joke practical too. Perfect for a laugh without sacrificing safety.

Bought these as a gag gift for my roommate's birthday and the sad face printed on each one got a bigger laugh than the actual present. They're FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention too, so the joke doesn't come at the cost of actually being safe. The 5-year shelf life means I can stash t