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Bought these for my brother's bachelor party and the whole room lost it. FDA approved so you're covered on the practical side too, which honestly makes the joke even better. Fit was normal, no complaints from anyone who actually used them.

I gave a pack to my buddy as a joke, but the FDA approval for both pregnancy and disease prevention means it's actually serious protection—funny name, legit safety.

Slapped these on my husband's nightstand and he laughed for a solid minute before asking where I even found them. Beyond the joke they're FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention, so we actually used them. The "doner" spelling on the wrapper still cracks me up every time.