Too Sad Emoji Condoms

$3.12 ~~$12.95~~ In stock

Category: Funny Condoms

Too Sad Emoticon-Doms

"What is your SEX Mood Tonight?"

FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Madison I. ★★★★★ Oct 12, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my best friend's bachelor party and they were a hit. The 5 year shelf life means he can actually keep them around without worrying. FDA approved too, so they're not just a joke.

Natalie ★★★★★ Oct 11, 2026

The sad face on each condom cracks me up every time, and knowing they're FDA approved with a 5-year shelf life makes the joke practical too. Perfect for a laugh without sacrificing safety.

Natalie N. ★★★★★ Sep 14, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my roommate's birthday and the sad face printed on each one got a bigger laugh than the actual present. They're FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention too, so the joke doesn't come at the cost of actually being safe. The 5-year shelf life means I can stash t