Star Warz Condoms - Trooper

$3.93 ~~$5.95~~ In stock

Star Warz Condoms - Cover Your Trooper

FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

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Also Available in "I will not be your Father" "Come to the Dark Side" , "There is no try" and many more, see all of our Star Warz condoms here

**Star Warz Condoms are a satirical / parody product and is in no way affiliated with Disney / Star Wars.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Hazel ★★★★★ Oct 13, 2026

Didn't expect much beyond the gag, but they're FDA approved so I actually trust them for the real job. The 5 year shelf life means I can leave the leftovers in a drawer without worrying.

Thomas Z. ★★★★★ Oct 12, 2026

Grabbed a pack for my buddy's bachelor party and the whole room lost it. The 5-year shelf life means they won't expire before his wedding, which is honestly more planning than he did. FDA approved too, so the joke doesn't come at the cost of actual safety.

Violet W. ★★★★★ Sep 14, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my brother's birthday and he actually wore one. The 5 year shelf life is nice since he can hang onto the rest.