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Screwed at the Pump Condoms | The Original

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$4.11 $5.95 In stock

Category: Funny Condoms

Don't Get Screwed at the Pump

*Caution: Might cause Liberal Tears

Limited Release, while supplies last

FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

#FJB Condoms - A Rip n Roll Exclusive

**Political Condoms are a satirical / parody product and is in no way affiliated with any Politicians.   

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Richard ★★★★★

Bought these as a gag gift for my brother's bachelor party and they got way more laughs than the actual gifts. The 5-year shelf life means I can stash a few for future pranks without worrying. Print quality is sharp too, no smearing.

Madison ★★★★★

Bought these as a gag gift for my brother's birthday and the print quality on the wrapper is actually way better than I expected for a novelty item. Five year shelf life means I can stash a few in my glovebox without worrying about them going bad.

Penelope P. ★★★★★

Grabbed a pack for my buddy's bachelor party and the whole room lost it when he opened them. The 5-year shelf life means I can stash the extras for the next gag gift instead of tossing them.

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