ASSCAR Condoms™ - Bad Driving

$4.11 ~~$5.95~~ In stock

Do you know a bad driver who needs these?

NEW - ASSCAR Condoms™ - When you just need to let them know!

Slip one on these on their windshield or side mirror or just blast a hundred of these all over their car. Comes with two sided tape for application anywhere.

FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

A RipNRoll.com Exclusive - The perfect gift for any Bad Driver or Nascar Lover.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ellie ★★★★★ Oct 13, 2026

Left one on my roommate's side mirror after he backed into the mailbox again, and he actually laughed instead of getting mad. The adhesive holds up fine in the rain, which surprised me for something this cheap. Buying more for my dad's birthday.

Mia ★★★★★ Oct 12, 2026

Slapped one of these on my brother-in-law's side mirror after he backed into our mailbox for the second time, and the whole family lost it at dinner. The little foil wrapper makes it easy to stash a few in your glovebox for whenever bad parking strikes.

Aurora ★★★★★ Sep 14, 2026

My coworker parallel parks like he's never seen a curb, so I slipped one of these on his side mirror after work. The windshield placement works great because he couldn't miss it walking out. Cheap enough that I'm ordering another pack just to blast around the parking lot.