ASSCAR Condoms™ - Bad Racing

$3.69 ~~$5.95~~ In stock

Do you know a bad driver who needs these?

NEW - ASSCAR Condoms™ - When you just need to let them know!

Slip one on these on their windshield or side mirror or just blast a hundred of these all over their car, each condom states - Hey, You Suck at Racing, seriously! Please use this, we don't need more idiots like YOU! comes with two sided tape for application anywhere.

FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

A RipNRoll.com Exclusive - The perfect gift for any Bad Driver.

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Avery ★★★★★ Oct 12, 2026

My brother-in-law drives like he's never seen a stop sign, so I stuck one of these on his windshield wiper and he laughed for five minutes straight. The foil wrapper even looks like the real thing, which made the prank way better. Now I want to blast a hundred of them across his driveway.

Claire ★★★★★ Oct 11, 2026

Slid one onto my buddy's side mirror after he cut me off in the parking lot — he couldn't stop laughing when he saw it. The packaging itself got a good reaction before I even put it to use.

Avery ★★★★★ Sep 14, 2026

Bought these for my brother-in-law who treats every merge like a personal challenge. Sticking one on his side mirror before he left the driveway got the whole family laughing. Printing is sharp and they stick to glass without sliding off.