Game of Thrones Condoms

$4.11 ~~$5.95~~ In stock

Game of Thrones Condoms? No, it's the Game of Tits and Dragons Condoms

New Arrival just in time to keep you covered for next winter. Have your own viewing party in the bedroom with these NEW Tits and Dragons condoms "Show me your tits and I'll show you my Dragon". If there ever comes a time when you need to Cover your sword In the heat of battle, these GOT Condoms will surely save you from even the biggest of dragons. After all, like the actor Ian McShane said "It's only Tits and Dragons"

FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

In Stock ready to ship the day your order is placed - A Rip n Roll Exclusive

** GOT Condoms are a satirical / parody product and is in no way affiliated with Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin or HBO.

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Lucy ★★★★★ Oct 13, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my boyfriend's name day and we actually ended up using them. The packaging alone got a solid five minutes of laughing, way better than a boring card.

Madison T. ★★★★★ Oct 12, 2026

Threw these in my cart for a watch party and they got way more laughs than the episode did. The wrappers are printed with the Tits and Dragons artwork, which looked even better in person. Honestly didn't expect the packaging to be this fun.

Lily K. ★★★★★ Sep 14, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my boyfriend's name day watch party and he actually cracked up reading the dragon puns on the wrapper. They're standard latex and did the job fine, plus the packaging made the whole thing way funnier than a card would've been.