Hawk Tuah - Condoms

$3.47 ~~$4.95~~ In stock

Category: Funny Condoms

Hawk Tuah Condoms, when you just wanna get to the point!

Don't beat around the bush, let them know how you really feel. Spit on that thang is optional

3 condoms to choose from. "Gimme That Hawk Tuah" and "It's Hawk Tuah Time" and "Spit on that Thang"

Hawk Tuah merch is great for Frat parties, in the Clubs, or just playing around. FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

William R. ★★★★★ Oct 13, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my buddy's bachelor party and the whole room lost it. The "spit on that thang is optional" line on the box is what really got everyone. Three in a pack too, so there's plenty to go around.

Hannah ★★★★★ Oct 12, 2026

Threw these in my boyfriend's stocking and the "Gimme That Hawk Tuah" wrapper had him laughing before he even opened it. Three in the pack is a decent amount for the joke, and honestly they held up fine when we actually used one.

Charlotte ★★★★★ Sep 14, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my buddy's bachelor party and they got way more laughs than the $30 I spent on the real present. The "spit on that thang is optional" line on the box is honestly the best part. He actually kept one in his wallet, so I guess they work fine too.