Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat?

Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat? - View 3

$3.87 ~~$5.95~~ In stock

NEW - If you want them to think you have a big hog, or maybe you do have a baby seal in your pants, hand them one of these condoms.

FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

A RipNRoll.com Exclusive - The perfect bar gag.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Avery ★★★★★ Oct 12, 2026

Left one of these on the nightstand and my girlfriend laughed for a solid minute before anything else happened. The print on the wrapper is actually legible too, so there's no awkward squinting in the dark.

David ★★★★★ Oct 11, 2026

The packaging alone got a laugh from my date before we even opened it. Good to know they're still FDA approved, so no worries on safety.

Joseph Q. ★★★★★ Sep 14, 2026

Slid one of these to my husband on our anniversary and he laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bed. The printed line on the wrapper is dumb in the best way, and they're FDA approved so we actually used them. Best five bucks I've spent in a while.