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Star Warz Condoms - Fire When Ready

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Category: Funny Condoms

Star Warz Condoms - Fire When Ready 

When you're Tarkin up a good game, you'll need to cover your out of control saber, but don't put your saber in Alderaan places. Get one or all of our Star Warz Condoms and feel the Force.

FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

In Stock ready to ship the day your order is placed - A Rip n Roll Exclusive

Also Available in "I will not be your Father" "Come to the Dark Side" , "There is no try"  and many more, see all of our Star Warz condoms here

**Star Warz Condoms are a satirical / parody product and is in no way affiliated with Disney / Star Wars.

 Star wars - there is no try  Star Wars - I will not be your Father  

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Jason ★★★★★

Bought these as a gag gift for my boyfriend's birthday and the packaging alone got a solid ten minutes of laughter. They're standard latex condoms underneath, so they actually work fine, not just a joke. The Star Wars puns on the box are relentless.

Samuel F. ★★★★★

My partner actually cracked up when he saw the little lightsaber joke on the wrapper, so the pun alone was worth it. They fit fine and didn't feel any different from our usual ones, which is honestly all I needed.

Madison ★★★★★

My husband laughed for a solid five minutes when he opened these. The foil wrapper's got the goofy parody art on it, which really sells the joke, and they held up fine when we actually used one later.

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