Star Warz Condoms - I Like the Darkside

$4.34 ~~$5.95~~ In stock

Star Warz Condoms - I Like The Darkside

FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.

In Stock ready to ship the day your order is placed - A Rip n Roll Exclusive

Also Available in "I will not be your Father" "Come to the Dark Side" , "There is no try" and many more, see all of our Star Warz condoms here

**Star Warz Condoms are a satirical / parody product and is in no way affiliated with Disney / Star Wars.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Evelyn ★★★★★ Oct 12, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my brother's bachelor party and they got way more laughs than I expected. The rip n roll wrapper actually opens one-handed which is handy, and they're FDA approved so nobody felt weird actually using them.

Abigail O. ★★★★★ Oct 11, 2026

The 5-year shelf life was a nice touch—no rush to use them, but honestly they’re too funny to keep hidden. FDA approved and they arrived ready to ship, so the gag worked perfectly.

Henry ★★★★★ Sep 14, 2026

Bought these as a gag gift for my partner's birthday and they actually held up fine, no issues at all. The 5 year shelf life means I can stash the extras for next year's joke too.